This was in yesterday's Mail newspaper :d
Apologies for the poor light, candlepower.. (Saving up for electricity!)
And this is the original ad :
My favorite line.." we pluck the lemons; you get the plums" :wink: :shock: :lol:
Incidentally, off topic, I never buy the mail, but this caught my eye and made me laugh! :lol:
"it'll wreck the patina you haven't worked so hard to create" - 50Karmann